1. Hurts So Good. Led The League with 1830.1 points and a 10-4 record, then got to watch someone else lift the trophy, which is why they enter 2026 with a chip on their shoulder the size of a defensive lineman.

2. Pufftrees. The reigning champion at 9-5, proof that a title clings to you no matter how the point totals shake out. Wear the crown, ignore the whispers about that 1626.3.

3. Flyin' Ha-Lions. Second place at 9-5 with 1721.6 points, the best team that finished a season with exactly zero trophies. Close, but close is a participation ribbon.

4. Gregs Team. Also 9-5, also 1717.9 points, also somehow not the champion. This franchise is a very good sandwich with no bread on top.

5. Greg LougAnus. An 8-6 season and 1624.2 points that says talented but forgettable, the guy who almost gets tagged in the group chat.

6. B Robbin' Son's. Finished 7-7 but posted 1637.5 points, more than the actual champion. The definition of a team that beat everyone except the schedule.

7. Mayo Clinic. A tidy 7-7 record with 1555.4 points, perfectly average, spreadable on white bread, offensive to no one.

8. AvailableName. Another 7-7 at 1543.4 points, a team so neutral even its name declined to commit to a bit.

9. 3rd Street Litter Kitties. Scored 1615.7 points, outscored the champion, and finished 5-9. The saddest litter box in The League.

10. Like a Good Naber. A 5-9 campaign and 1583.3 points that were always there when you needed them, right up until they were not.

11. Magic City Money. 5-9 and 1540.5 points, all flash in the name and very little cash in the standings.

12. Polk High Panthers. Last place at 3-11 with 1511.9 points, the reigning cellar dweller, and until Week 1 proves otherwise, the floor of this entire operation.